PORTFOLIO DOWN 60%
GOOD. NOW IT HAS CHARACTER.
FIG. 01 — EMOTIONAL ALPHA
● LIVE ON ROBINHOOD CHAIN*
BUY THE
BORING.
MEME THE
DIP.
The first value-investing meme with absolutely no patience, no roadmap and one extremely judgmental face.
CERTIFIED∞LONG TERM
SCROLL BEFORE IT'S PRICED IN ↓
$BOFFET +∞%◆PATIENCE ATH◆PAPER HANDS -99%◆COMPOUNDING ON◆$BOFFET +∞%◆PATIENCE ATH◆PAPER HANDS -99%◆COMPOUNDING ON
01 / THE INVESTMENT THESIS
WHEN OTHERS ARE
FEARFUL, POST.
Other memes chase candles. Boffet becomes the candle. Built for Robinhood Chain and powered by the ancient technology of refusing to sell.
TIME HORIZONYES
UTILITYVIBES
EXIT PLANNO
02 / SHAREHOLDER MATERIALS
MEMES WITH
MOATS.
Institutional-grade nonsense for the retail investor who has already muted the group chat.
THE MARKET: “BE REASONABLE”
ME: GREEN BUTTON.
FIG. 02 — ACTIVE MANAGEMENT
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Price is what you pay.
Meme is what you get.
✓ VERIFIED BY NOBODY
03 / BOFFET INTELLIGENCE
ASK THE
ORACLE.
Submit a market situation. Receive long-term advice from a face that has seen seventeen recessions and one really bad JPEG.
$ consult --oracle --chain=robinhood
LOADING PATIENCE...
> ADVICE: IF YOU NEED TO CHECK THE CHART EVERY 4 MINUTES, YOU DO NOT OWN THE STOCK. THE STOCK OWNS YOU.
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BUY?
HOLD!
ONE CHAIN. ZERO FINANCIAL ADVICE.